""A man walks into a talent agent's office with his family and says, Have I got an act for you! The talent agent replies, So what do you do?"" So begins ""The Aristocrats,"" a joke that has been handed down from comedian to comedian for decades but is rarely told on stage. The next part of the j
""A man walks into a talent agent's office with his family and says, Have I got an act for you! The talent agent replies, So what do you do?"" So begins ""The Aristocrats,"" a joke that has been handed down from comedian to comedian for decades but is rarely told on stage. The next part of the joke varies, allowing for improvisation, and the only requirement in telling the joke is that it be as offensive as possible.Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette spent two years documenting as many versions